Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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