I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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