I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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