Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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