You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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