i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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