I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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