this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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