Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
she pinky promised me she was 18
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dick very happy bro
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