Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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