return my video game
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I think i got beer on your cat.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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