what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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