is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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