how can u be prego again
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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