why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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