if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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