yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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