Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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