All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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