What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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