i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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