A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize