When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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