he thought i was a dude.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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