It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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