i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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