she was so not down for the gang bang
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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