perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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