Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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