i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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