sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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