I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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