sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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