If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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