Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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