I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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