at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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