Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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