$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.