this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
i've created a new STD.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I need a beard to bite.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Randomize
