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• (936): View more from Texas

  you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"

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  I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.

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  I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.

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  YES. ALL MY YES.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.

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