I think i sorta joined a cult last night
operation harelip BJ is a go
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.