The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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