Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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