so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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