I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am midnight drunk by noon
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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