so that wasnt chicken after all
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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