problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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