She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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