Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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