she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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