so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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