This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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