Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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