i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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