new low.... made out with someone while peeing
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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