just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just cut my nipple shaving
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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