So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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