were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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