Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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