then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Let's get the cat blown out
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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